In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods: On a Sear's hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair). On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! … Continue Reading →

One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he sawtwo men eating grass by the roadside. He ordered his driver to stop and he got out toinvestigate. "Why are you eating grass?" he asked one man. "We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "Oh, come … Continue Reading →

My 2-year-old son asked our baby sitter for help in getting his boots on. He asked for help and she could see why. With her pulling and him pushing, the boots still didn't want to go on. When the second boot was on, she had already worked up a sweat. She almost whimpered when my … Continue Reading →

... choosing to buy flowers for your girlfriend or upgrading your RAM is a moral dilemma. ... you take a cruise so you can go on a personal tour of the engine room. ... in college you thought Spring Break was metal fatigue failure. ... the salespeople at the local computer store can't answer any … Continue Reading →

You are one of TWO persons on a malfunctioning aeroplane with only one parachute. How would you react? Here are the likely responses from major groups of people: Pessimist: you refuse the parachute because you might die on the jump anyway. Optimist: you refuse the parachute because people have survived crashes just like this before … Continue Reading →

1. There is one word in the English language that is always pronounced incorrectly. What is it? 2. A man gave one son 10 cents and another son was given 15 cents. What time is it? 3. A boat has a ladder that has six rungs, each rung is one foot apart. The bottom rung … Continue Reading →