Three young women in there thirties are on a road trip and are tearing down the freeway. unfortunately, they lose control, the car flips over the guard rail on to the opposite lanes and gets smashed by an eighteen wheeler. Up at the pearly gates, all three of them are greeted by St. Peter. He … Continue Reading →

A woman who plays cards one night a month with a group of friends was concerned that she always woke up her husband when she came home around 11:30. One night she decided to try not to rouse him. She undressed in the living room and, purse over arm, tiptoed nude into the bedroom - … Continue Reading →

A husband and wife were having an argument. Suddenly the husband picked up a bottle lying near him and threw it at his wife. The bottle missed the wife and got into the neighbours' house breaking the window glass. Now both the husband and wife got embarrassed and went to apologise to the neighbour. Upon … Continue Reading →

A teacher was trying to get one of her students to understand a math problem by asking him this: If there are 3 birds on a power line and a man shot one of them, how many birds are left. He answered none, because the gunshot scared the other birds away, she answered back, I … Continue Reading →

A husband and wife went to dinner and celebrated their fiftieth wedding anniversary. Afterwards they returned home and went to their patio to relax with a glass of wine and to reflect on their fifty years together. After a while the husband said to his wife: Honey in all the years together, was there ever … Continue Reading →

Laura fell for her handsome new dentist like a ton of bricks and pretty soon had lured him into a series of passionate rendezvous in the dental clinic after hours. But one day he said sadly, "Laura, honey, we have to stop seeing each other. Your husband's bound to get suspicious." "No way, sweetie, he's … Continue Reading →