A woman is driving her car when she is pulled over by a cop.He says to her: "Ma'am, may I see your licence please? you were speeding".The woman answers: "Oh no, officer, I don't have a licence, they took it after the 4th time I was caught driving drunk.". The officer replies: "That is serious. … Continue Reading →

One day, a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast to her brunette hair. Curious, the little girl looked at her mother and asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, … Continue Reading →

Two nuns were in back of the convent smoking cigarettes, when one said, It's bad enough that we have to sneak out here to smoke, but it really is a problem getting rid of the cigarette butts so Mother Superior doesn't find them." The second nun said, "I've found a marvellous invention called the condom, … Continue Reading →

A couple had been looking at new cars for months. He wanted a simple truck and she wanted a fast little sports car so she could zoom through traffic and look like a princess. He would have settled for almost any old truck, but everything she wanted was way out of price range. "Look!" she … Continue Reading →

Why do women pass less gas than men? Because women won't shut up long enough to build up pressure!

Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State Police Officer sees a car puttering along at 22 MPH. He thinks to himself, "This driver is just as dangerous as a speeder!" So he turns on his lights and pulls the driver over. Approaching the car, he notices that there … Continue Reading →