Two couples were playing cards. Jeff accidentally dropped some cards on the floor. When he bent down under the table to pick them up, he noticed that Dave's wife, Sandy, was not wearing any underwear! Shocked by this, Jeff hit his head on the table and emerged red-faced. Later when Jeff went to the kitchen … Continue Reading →

A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetheart's birthday, and as they had not been dating very long, after careful consideration he decided a pair of gloves would strike the right note : romantic, but not too personal. Accompanied by his sweetheart's younger sister, he went to Nordstrom and bought a … Continue Reading →

A seventeen-year-old girl goes to see her mom and tells her that she has missed her period for two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant. Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, "Who was the pig that did this … Continue Reading →

On a Trans-Atlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning. One woman in particular loses it. Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane. "I'm too young to die!" she wails. Then she yells, … Continue Reading →

Top Ten Things Not To Say To A Pregnant Wife: Got milk? Y'know, looking at her, you'd never guess that Pamela Lee had a baby. I sure hope your thighs aren't going to stay that flabby forever. Fred at the office passed a stone the size of a pea. Boy, that's got to hurt. Well, … Continue Reading →

A husband is driving his car, with his wife sitting next to him. Suddenly, the police siren is heard, and he is requested to stop. The policeman comes to him and says:"sir, do you know that you have been speeding for the last 5 minutes?". The husband replies, imploringly:"Oh no, I really didn't notice, officer. … Continue Reading →