A woman and a man are involved in a car accident. It's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt. After they crawl out of their cars, The woman says,"So you're a man, that's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing … Continue Reading →

A young couple left the church and arrived at the hotel where they werespending the first night of their honeymoon. They opened the champagneand began undressing. When the bridegroom removed his socks, his new wife asked,"Ewww- what's wrong with your feet? Your toes look all mangled and weird.Why are your feet so gross?" "I had … Continue Reading →

A couple goes to an agricultural show way out in the countryside on a fine Sunday afternoon, and are watching the auctioning off of reproduction bulls. The guy selling the bulls announces the first bull to be auctioned off: "A fine specimen, this bull reproduced 60 times last year." The wife nudges her husband in … Continue Reading →

Once a woman was in labour; she was having a really tough time dealing with the pain. The doctor came to her husband and her and told them of a new experimental drug that allows the woman to transfer 25% of the pain to the father. The husband feels really bad for his wife so … Continue Reading →

After completing his examination, the doctor took her husband aside. "I don't like the looks of your wife at all." "Me neither, Doctor" Said the husband. "But she's a good cook and the kids seem to like her."

A mother was walking down the hall when she heard a humming sound coming from her daughters bedroom. When she opened the door she found her daughter naked on the bed with a vibrator. "What are you doing?" She exclaimed. The daughter replied, "I'm 35 and still living at home with my parents and this … Continue Reading →