A professor is giving the first year medical students their first lecture on autopsies, and decides to give them a few basics before starting. "You must be capable of two things to do an autopsy. The first thing is that you must have no sense of fear." At this point, the lecturer sticks his finger … Continue Reading →

A man meets a gorgeous woman in a bar. They talk, they connect, they end up leaving together. They get back to her place, and as she shows him around her apartment, he notices that her bedroom is completely packed with teddy bears. Hundreds of small bears on a shelf all the way along the … Continue Reading →

A man was reading the paper when an ad caught his eye: 500 BMW! New! The man thought that it was very unusual to sell a BMW for 500, and he thought it might be a joke, but thought it was worth a shot. So he went to the lady's house and sure enough, she … Continue Reading →

A little old lady goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn't bother me too much because they never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact, I've farted at least 20 times since I've been here in your office." The doctor says, "I … Continue Reading →

A very attractive young lady was sitting in a fine restaurant one night. Waiting for her date as she was, she wanted to make sure everything was perfect. So, as she bends down in her chair to get the mirror from her purse, she accidentally farts quite loudly just as the waiter walks up. Sitting … Continue Reading →

A man was just recovering in hospital after being unconscious for a week. His wife was sitting by his side when he woke up. Man: Honey, you've been by my side when I was in that car crash, you were there when I lost my job, you were present when my parents died, and you … Continue Reading →