A trucker driving along on the freeway notices a road sign in the distance that reads 'Low Bridge Ahead.' Sure enough, the trucker gets stuck under the bridge. Cars are backed up for miles. Finally, a police officer arrives at the scene. The cop gets out of his cruiser and walks around to the truck … Continue Reading →

If you messed up your life, you could press "Alt, Ctrl, Delete" and start all over! To get your daily exercise, just click on "run"! If you needed a break from life, click on "suspend". Hit "any key" to continue life when ready. To "add/remove" someone in your life, click settings and control panel. To … Continue Reading →

A husband looking through the paper came upon a study that said women use more words than men. It read, "Men use about 15,000 words per day, but women use 30,000."Excited to prove to his wife that he had been right all along when he accused her of talking too much, he showed her the … Continue Reading →

1. Every time they repainted the lines on the road, you'd have to buy a new car. 2. Occasionally your car would just die on the motorway for no reason, accept this, restart and drive on. 3. Occasionally, executing a manoeuvre would cause your car to stop and fail to restart and you'd have to … Continue Reading →

Ten Reasons Why TV Is Better Than The World-Wide Web 1. It doesn't take minutes to build the picture when you change TV channels. 2. When was the last time you tuned in to "Friends" and got a "Not Found 404" message? 3. There are fewer grating colour schemes on TV--even on MTV. 4. The … Continue Reading →

Great Directions here for a real clean toilet!!! easy too!!!! 1. Lift both lids on your toilet bowl and add a couple of capfuls of shampoo to the water. 2. Go to the other room where the cat is sleeping, pick it up and soothe it while you carry it towards the bathroom. 3. In … Continue Reading →