I recently purchased a new PC from one of the major computer manufacturers. I placed my order via the web but asked for them to call me for my credit card information. So, after a couple days of phone tag, I got in touch with the saleswoman handling my account. I was thinking I'd just … Continue Reading →

Kidnappers are not very interested in you. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first. No one expects you to run into a burning building. People call at 9 p.m. and ask, "Did I wake you?" People no longer view you as a hypochondriac. There's nothing left to learn the hard way. … Continue Reading →

Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated. Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite. There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar. The average person's left hand does 56% of the typing. A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes. There are more chickens than people in the world. … Continue Reading →

Q. Now, Mrs. Johnson, how was your first marriage terminated?A. By death.Q. And by whose death was it terminated? Q. Doctor, did you say he was shot in the woods?A. No, I said he was shot in the lumbar region. Q. What is your name?A. Ernestine McDowell.Q. And what is your marital status?A. Fair. Q. … Continue Reading →

There were three people stranded on an island, a brunette, a redhead, and a blonde. The brunette looked over the water to the mainland and estimated about 20 miles to shore. So she announced, "I'm going to try to swim to shore." So she swam out five miles, and got really tired. She swam out … Continue Reading →

When you take a long time, you're slow.When your boss takes a long time, he's thorough. When you don't do it, you're lazy.When your boss doesn't do it, he's too busy. When you make a mistake, you're an idiot.When your boss makes a mistake, he's only human. When doing something without being told, you're overstepping … Continue Reading →