What did Tarzan think when he saw a dead Cheetah?
Wow! New Underwear.

He came at night,
explored my body,
got on top of me,
touched me,
he bit, sucked, swalowd,
when he was satisfyed,
he left,
i was hurt,
 
BLOODY... MOSQUITO !

Teacher: Four beautiful girls are walking on the road. Change it to exclamatory sentence.
Student: WOW !

Can I go to the theatre? Asks a mosquito to her mother.
Yes, but be aware, pay attention during the applause.

Reverse dynamics: When a man becomes rich he becomes naughty,
When a woman becomes naughty.... she becomes rich.

Unlike others your brain is a masterpiece.
In the left half, nothing is right and in the right half, nothing is left.

What's the difference between pleasure and torture?
Pleasure is thinking of you & torture is thinking of you too much.

Look at the world as one big chocolate cake. It would never be complete without few sweets and nuts. Sweet like ME & nut like U.

Thought for the future generation:
Don't marry & make a woman happy.
In fact remain a bachelor & make several women happy.

Like energy, love can neither be created nor destroyed. It can just be transferred from one girlfriend to another girlfriend.

So Sweet is ur SMILE,
So Sweet is ur STYLE,
So Sweet is ur VOICE,
So Sweet is ur EYE,
see ... how Sweetly I Lie.

I want you to be with me in a nice restaurant to have Candle Light Dinner & say those three sweet words to you...
Pay The Bill.

Q: Why do men fart more often than women?
A: Because women do not keep their mouth shut long enough to build up the pressure.

Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec, From birth till my death, my feelings 4 u have never changed. For me, you've always been a Headache!

A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that she looks extremely beautiful when her Lips are closed !