Funny SMS Post 5

Q: Why do men fart more often than women?
A: Because women do not keep their mouth shut long enough to build up the pressure.
Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec, From birth till my death, my feelings 4 u have never changed. For me, you've always been a Headache!
A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that she looks extremely beautiful when her Lips are closed !