Do u know similarity between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls?
Both don't exist.

There is a sign in the toilet of the Sex Change Clinic.
It reads: "We may never piss this way again"

You should do two things in the morning...
Pray to God so you can live,
Have a shower so others can live.

Today, tommorow and yesterday there'll be one heart that would always beat for you. You know Whose?
Your Own Stupid!

The Japanese have produced a camera that has such a fast shutter speed it can take a picture of a woman with her mouth shut!

The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass & flowers too. If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn't it rain on you?

A baby fish asked her mother: Y can't we live on earth?
Mother Fish: Earth is not the place for FISH, it's made for SELFISH.

Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, small people talk about others & legends never talk, they send SMS.

Hi, I Need one girl to marry... Age no bar, color no bar, height no bar, caste no bar, but girl's father must have his own bar... Cheers

How do u know when kids start to grow up?
Girls grow up when they start to put lipstick,
Boys grow up when they start to wipe it off!

Food for thought: Why to suffer trying by all means to become rich and wear expensive branded clothes, when best things in life we do naked.

God thought that since he couldn't b everywhere he made a mother. Then devil thought that he couldn't be everywhere he made a mother-in-law.

Q: If a devil catches your wife, what would you do?
A: You can do nothing. if devil has committed a mistake let him face the consequences.

Three dreams of a man: To be as handsome as his mother thinks. To be as rich as his child believes. To have as many women as his wife suspects

When u feel lonely and alone & cannot see any one around you, the world seems to be fading away, come along with me I'll take u to an eye specialist!