Q: Why doesn't law permit a man to marry a second woman?
A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offence!
A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offence!
Husband: "When I'm gone you'll never find another man like me."
Wife replied: "What makes you think I'd want another man like you!"
Wife replied: "What makes you think I'd want another man like you!"
Man: Is there any way for long life?
Doctor: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Doctor: No, but the thought of long life will never come.
Doctor: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Doctor: No, but the thought of long life will never come.