General SMS Post 8

Plz pass this SMS to all ur friends. A person urgently needs 3 bottles of..
 

 

Foster beer (chilled) with chips.
It's urgent Mob no & name is as displayed

If you are married please ignore this msg,
for everyone else: Happy Independence Day

Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.