General SMS Post 9

It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged.
It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.
Man receives telegram "Wife dead, should be buried or cremated?"
Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.
Man: I want a divorce. My wife hasn't spoken to me in six months.
Lawyer: Better think it over. Wives like that are hard to get!