Thought of the day:
Agar aap bus pe chade... ya phir bus aap pe chade...
dono marthaba ticket aapka hi kat ta hai

Similarity between Gandhiji & Mallika?
Dono ne kapde tyag diye, ek ne desh ke liye, doosre ne Deshwasion ke liye!

A 4 APPLE
 
B 4 BADA APPLE
 
C 4 CHHOTA APPLE
 
D 4 DUSRA APPLE
 
E 4 EK AUR APPLE
 
F 4 FOKAT KA APPLE
 
G 4 GOL APPLE
 
H 4 HO GAYA NA PET KHARAB KHAKE

In chemistry class teacher asked a Girl: What are Nitrates ?
Girl answered shyly: Night rates, they r costlier than day.

Fill in the blank with YES or NO only.
_______ I M NOT A Male.
Koi jaldi nahin hai, aaram se soch kar bata dena.

Gujju lover: Darling mere kaan me kuch halka sa, kuch narm sa, Kuch namkin sa, Kuch mitha sa kaho!
Premika: Dhokla.

Jija: Sali ji, aapke yahan ki sabse mash-hoor cheez kaunsi hai?
Sali: Jija ji, jo mash-hoor thi, usey to aap le gaye!

Munna bhai: Agar bina danto ka kutta kate to kya karna chahiye?
Circuit: Simple bhai... Bina sui ka injection lagane ka!

Namaskar. This is All India Anti -Sleep Association Mid Night Service. Our Aim is 2 Disturb the Sleep of Others. Thank You.

A Chinese couple Mr & Miss Hua got twins without marriage. What did they named them?
They named them as 'Jo-Hua', 'So-Hua'

The Madrasi said: I want to see the movie 'Heart is umbrella'. Which movie did he really want to see?
Dil Chhata Hai...

Kabhi ye mat socho tumhare Girlfriend/Boyfriend/Husband/Wife ne tumhe kitna romantic msg bheja hai, sirf yeh socho ke Use kisne bheja hoga ?

In a class, teacher asked: If I buy an item at 12.75 and sell at 15.25, it's loss or profit?
Pappu: Profit in rupees & loss in paise

Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hain?
Kyonki shaadi ke baad saare gum to husband ke hisse mein aate hain or wife Be-Gum ho jaat hai.

Ravan ki 20 aankhein thi magar nazar sirf ek aurat pe,
Jab ki aapki 2 aankhein aur nazar har aurat pe...
Toh asli Ravan kaun ?