When words fail... Eyes work,
when Eyes fail... Heart works,
and when Heart fails... to kya?
samajh le TAPAK gaya MAAMU

Mallika went to a swimming pool in a Bra & Panty.
Guard: Madam here 2 piece costume is not allowed!
Mallika: Kaun sa utaroon?

Tum sada haste raho, sada muskurate raho, khush raho, gun-gunate raho, hamesha mast raho. Mera kya hai, log tumhe hi PAGAL kahenge!

Ap ki awaz KOYAL Jaisi, Aankhain HIRAN Jaisi, Chaal MOR jaisi, Aadtain BANDAR Jaisi. Acha hota agar koi ek cheez Insanon Wali Bhi Hoti

Angry boss: Tumne kabhi Ullu dekha hai?
Executive (sar jhukate hue): Nahin sir.
Boss: Niche kya dekh rahe ho ? Meri taraf dekho.

Tumhari Girl friend ka sms mila hai, kahti hai koi patthar se na maare mere deewana ko, twenty first century hai bomb se uda do saale ko.

Log kehte hain ki khuda ne aapko badi fursat mein banaaya hai...
Theek hi kehte hain, faltoo kaam fursat mein hi to kiye jaate hain.

Boy: Tum gaana bahut achcha aato ho.
Girl: Nahin, mein to sirf bathroom singer hoon.
Boy: To bulaao na kabhi, mehfil jamaate hain.

Boy: Chalo kisi viraan jagah chalte hain!
Girl: Tum aisi-vaisi harkat to nahi karoge?
Boy: Bilkul nahi!
Girl: To phir rehne do...

Indian Airlines slogan: A warm experience & motherly treatment...
Warm because AC doesn't work & motherly because Air hostesses are above 50

Khuda kare tujhe khushiyan hazaar mile, Mujhse bhi achche yaar mile, Meri galfriend tujhe Raakhi baandhe aur tujhe ek aur behan ka pyar mile

Yamraj ne ek ladke ki jaan le li. Chitragupt- Iss ko waqt se pehle kyon mara?
Yumraj: Kya karun, March end mein target jo pura karna tha.

Meaning of ABCDEFG : A Boy Can Do Everything For Girls.
Reverse the letters GFEDCBA
Girls Forget Everything Done & Catch new Bakra Again

Sharabi eyes donate karne gaya, Counter Clerk asks: Kuch kehna chahte ho?
Sharabi: Jise lagao usse bata dena ye do peg ke baad khulti hain.

Bhikhari: Saab 1 rupaya de do.
Saheb: Kal aana.
Bhikhari: Saala is kal kal ke chakkar mein is colony mein mere lakhon rupaye fase huye hain