It takes thousand workers to build a castle,
Million soldiers to protect a country,
but just One woman to make a Happy Home! Let's Thank... KAAMWALI

A lady to another lady: Jab tera divorce hua tha tab to ek hi baccha tha aur ab 3 kaise?
She says: Woh kabhi kabhi maafi mangne aa jate the...

Nasha aankho me hota hai Sharaab mein nahin, Sharddha Dil me hoti hai Mandir mein nahin...
Dosti SMS karne se badhti hai, SMS padhne se nahi...

An old rich man marries a young Girl.
Interviewer asks the girl: Apne inmein shaadi ke liye kya dekha?
Girl: Ek to inki income aur doosre inke din kum.

Mom: Tujhe ladka pasand aaya ho to baat agey chalayen.
Girl: Ladka to theek hai but mota hai.
Mom: TV 14 inch ka ho ya 29 inch ka remote 6 inch ka hi hota hai.

Girl: If u'll try to kiss me, main shor macha doongi.
Boy: Lekin yahan to dur-dur tak koi nahin hai.
Girl: I know but formality to karni hi padegi...

Sharab Ek Bimari hai jo saare samaj ko khatam kar rahi hai.
To aao milkar is bimari ko khatam karen.
Ek bottle tum khatam karo ek bottle hum khatam karen.

Jab tum hanstey ho to lagta hai ki insaan pehle bandar tha!
Dekho gussa mat karo kyonki jab tum gussa karte ho to lagta hai ki insaan aaj bhi bandar hai.

Bhagwan apki umar lambi karey!
Bhagwan apko Naukri de!
Bhagwan apko Khush rakhe!
Bhagwan apko Barkat de!
Yaad ho gaya? Chal phir Katora utha aur shooru ho ja

A good friend comes to visit you in the hospital with flowers and goes.
A True friend sits near u n says: O yaar, nurse bahut sunder hai... aaram se theek hona!

Namashkar, yeh hamari faltoo SMS seva hai, is mein hum logon ko waqt-bewaqt tang karte hain.
Is seva ka labh uthane ke liye shukriya, ab aap apna kaam kariye.

What's the diff between Dava & Daru?
Dava is like girlfriend, that comes with expiry date,
Daru is like wife, Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.

Girl: Is dress ka kya price hai?
Shopkeeper: Sirf 5 kiss.
Girl: Aur us dress ka?
Shopkeeper: 10 kiss.
Girl: Dono dress pack kar do, bill meri Dadi dengi.

Baba ji ka mela laga hai haridwar mein. Prashad mein Recharge Coupon diye jayenge.
Kisi aur ko mat batana. Ye SMS sirf chuninda bhikhariyon ko bheje ja raha hai

Someone has kidnapped the Indian cricket team and demanded Rs 50 crore or else he would burn them with petrol. Please donate. I have already donated 25 litres.