Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha tha. 2nd day doosri ladki k saath dekha gaya. 3rd day koi aur ladki thi.
Moral: Ladkiyan badal jaati hain, ladke nahin badaltey

Jitne channel TV ke, utne nakhre Biwi ke.
TV chalta remote se, Biwi chalti hai note se.

Father: Tumhe kaisi biwi chahiye?
Son: Mujhe chand jai si biwi chahiye, jo raat ko aaye aur subha chali jaye!

Doctor: You and your wife have same blood group.
Husband: Yeh to hona hi tha 20 saal se mera khoon jo pi rahi hai.

Aadmi shaadi kyon karta hai?
Takee vo marne ke baad agar Swarg jaye to achcha feel kare aur agar Nark jaye to homely feel kare...

Shaadi par wife boli: Aap mere PRANNATH aur mein apke CHARNO KI DASI.
Shaadi ke baad wo ho gaya CHARANDAS aur wo hogayi PRANO KI PYASSI.

What is difference between Watch and Wife?
Ek kharaab hoti hai to band ho jaati hai aur doosri kharab hoti hai to chaloo ho jaati hai.

Sardar: Darling, years ago u had a figure like Coke bottle.
Wife: Yes darling I still do, only differnece is earlier it was 300ml now it's 2 ltr.

On Wife's birthday Sardar had no money, so he sent a cheque of 100 kisses.
When he returns home Wife said: Thanks I got cheque cashed from bank manager.

Girlfriends r like chocolates, taste good anytime.
Lovers r like PIZZAS, Hot n spicy, eaten frequently.
Husbands r like Dal RICE, eaten when there's no choice

Samney hai jo use log bura kehte hain,
Jisko dekha hi nahi usko khuda kehtey hain!

Mother: Beta dhoop main khade kiya kar rahe ho?
Son: Paseena sukha raha hooon.

Q: Man: Akal badhi ya bhains?
A: Sardar: Pehle date of birth to batao dono ki

Santa Singh: What is the full form of singh?
Banta Singh: S-santa I-insaan N-nahi G-gadha H-hai.

How does a Sardar plan to kill a Lion?
He will drink poison and let Lion eat him.
Bolp ta ra ra.