Mainay Poocha Chand Say
Dekha Hai Kahin Maray Yaar Sa Haseen
Chand Nay Kaha
Saale Itnay Upar Say Dikhta Hai Kya

Khuda Se Scooter Manga.. Car Di,
Apartment Manga.. Bangla Diya,
Dost Manga To Tumhain Diya..
Khuda Ne Is Bar Aisa Zulm Kyoun Kiya

Zindagi Mein Tum Bohat Aage Jaaoogay,
Kyonkay Jahan Bhi Tum Jaooge
Sab Kahaingay, Chal be Chal Aagay Chal.

Circuit: Apun ka Bapu bahut shana tha BAP, sher ke pinjre me ghus gaya!
Munna Bhai: Bahar kaise nikla re?
Circuit: Wohi to hansta hu Bapu bahar nahi nikla!"

Lady Dr.: Tum roz subah clinic ke bahar khade hokar auraton ko kyun ghoorte ho?
Circuit: Bai ji aapichh wahan likhe na - Auraton ko dekhne ka samay 9am-11am.

Agar dum hai to is sawal ka jawaab Yes/No mein de kar batao...
"Kya Aapko Pagalpan ke Daure padne band ho gaye Hain?"

After Finishing MBBS, Dr. Munna Starts his practice.
He Checked 1st patient eyes, tongue & ears by Torch.
And finally said BOLE TO......... TORCH THEEEEK HAI.

Santa Singh, zebra crossing ki black & white patte par bar bar idhar-udhar chalta tha,
woh kya soch raha hoga....think....... ?
"SALA YE PIANO BAJTA KiYON NAHI"

Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi hai,
Gamm ke saagar me is kadar kho gayi hai,
Tum kar do ek SMS yeh gujarish hai meri,
Tumari SMS ki adat si ho gayi hai.

A good friend is one who bails you out of the jail but a best friend is one who sits beside you in jail and says, 'Mamu Beedi Hai Kya?'

Last night I dreamt that I was walking with God and I told him that I have a friend like you. He smiled and said: Beta, sab pichle janam k paap hain.

Log kehte hain ki achche log mar k sitare ban jaate hain, magar hum kehte hain k achche sitare gir k aap jaise dost ban jaate hain.
Good Morning!

Hum aap ko itna yaad kartey hain jitna aap hame yaad kartey hain. Farq sirf itna hai ke hum yaad karke SMS kartey hain aap SMS parh kar Yaad kartey hain.

Akaash ke taaron mein khoya hai jahan saara, lagta hai pyara ek ek taara. In taaron mein sabse pyara hai ek sitara, jo is waqt padh raha hai SMS hamara.

Samir: Bhai apni pregnant wife ko itne dard mein hospital Ki jagah pizza hut kyun leja rahe ho?
Sardar: Kyun key pizza hut mein "Delivery Free" hai.