SMS Jokes Post 10

In a class, teacher asked: If I buy an item at 12.75 and sell at 15.25, it's loss or profit?
Pappu: Profit in rupees & loss in paise

Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hain?
Kyonki shaadi ke baad saare gum to husband ke hisse mein aate hain or wife Be-Gum ho jaat hai.

Ravan ki 20 aankhein thi magar nazar sirf ek aurat pe,
Jab ki aapki 2 aankhein aur nazar har aurat pe...
Toh asli Ravan kaun ?