SMS Jokes Post 14

Indian Airlines slogan: A warm experience & motherly treatment...
Warm because AC doesn't work & motherly because Air hostesses are above 50
Khuda kare tujhe khushiyan hazaar mile, Mujhse bhi achche yaar mile, Meri galfriend tujhe Raakhi baandhe aur tujhe ek aur behan ka pyar mile
Yamraj ne ek ladke ki jaan le li. Chitragupt- Iss ko waqt se pehle kyon mara?
Yumraj: Kya karun, March end mein target jo pura karna tha.