SMS Jokes Post 16

It takes thousand workers to build a castle,
Million soldiers to protect a country,
but just One woman to make a Happy Home! Let's Thank... KAAMWALI

A lady to another lady: Jab tera divorce hua tha tab to ek hi baccha tha aur ab 3 kaise?
She says: Woh kabhi kabhi maafi mangne aa jate the...

Nasha aankho me hota hai Sharaab mein nahin, Sharddha Dil me hoti hai Mandir mein nahin...
Dosti SMS karne se badhti hai, SMS padhne se nahi...