SMS Jokes Post 20

Girl: Is dress ka kya price hai?
Shopkeeper: Sirf 5 kiss.
Girl: Aur us dress ka?
Shopkeeper: 10 kiss.
Girl: Dono dress pack kar do, bill meri Dadi dengi.

Baba ji ka mela laga hai haridwar mein. Prashad mein Recharge Coupon diye jayenge.
Kisi aur ko mat batana. Ye SMS sirf chuninda bhikhariyon ko bheje ja raha hai

Someone has kidnapped the Indian cricket team and demanded Rs 50 crore or else he would burn them with petrol. Please donate. I have already donated 25 litres.