SMS Jokes Post 27

Doctor: You and your wife have same blood group.
Husband: Yeh to hona hi tha 20 saal se mera khoon jo pi rahi hai.

Aadmi shaadi kyon karta hai?
Takee vo marne ke baad agar Swarg jaye to achcha feel kare aur agar Nark jaye to homely feel kare...

Shaadi par wife boli: Aap mere PRANNATH aur mein apke CHARNO KI DASI.
Shaadi ke baad wo ho gaya CHARANDAS aur wo hogayi PRANO KI PYASSI.