SMS Jokes Post 28

What is difference between Watch and Wife?
Ek kharaab hoti hai to band ho jaati hai aur doosri kharab hoti hai to chaloo ho jaati hai.
Sardar: Darling, years ago u had a figure like Coke bottle.
Wife: Yes darling I still do, only differnece is earlier it was 300ml now it's 2 ltr.
On Wife's birthday Sardar had no money, so he sent a cheque of 100 kisses.
When he returns home Wife said: Thanks I got cheque cashed from bank manager.