SMS Jokes Post 30

Q: Man: Akal badhi ya bhains?
A: Sardar: Pehle date of birth to batao dono ki
Santa Singh: What is the full form of singh?
Banta Singh: S-santa I-insaan N-nahi G-gadha H-hai.
How does a Sardar plan to kill a Lion?
He will drink poison and let Lion eat him.
Bolp ta ra ra.