SMS Jokes Post 31

Police: Do you know what is the correct way of getting bail.
Judge: Yes, a note of Rs 100 under the table.

Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya,
Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya,
Ki Paaglo ke stock mein Naya Maal Aaya.

Sagaai hui...
Shadi Hui...
Biwi ghar main aayi...
Ghar SWARG ban gaya...
Aur main... SWARGWASI...