SMS Jokes Post 32

Sardar: Kis se baat kar rahe ho.
Mohan: Biwi se...
Sardar: Itne... Pyar se...?
Mohan: Tumhari hai...

May God increase ur happiness like prices of petrol,
And decrease sorrows like clothes of Mallika Sherawat.

Yanha khuda hai, wahan khuda hai,
Jahan nahin khuda wahan kal khudega.