SMS Jokes Post 33

Nurse: Mubarak Ho Aap Papa Ban Gaye !
Sardar: Meri Wife Ko Mat Bolna Main Usse Surprise Dunga !

Sardar: Oye Yaar! agar electricity nahi hoti to kya hota?
Santa: Kuch nahi yaar, hame candle light me T.V dekhna padta…

Teacher: Make a sentence in which 1 word repeated 4 times.
Sardar: Lara Dutta marries Brian Lara and she becomes Lara Lara.