SMS Jokes Post 36

Sardar wanted to make a STD call to Punjab,
He wanted to save money what did he do?
Simple he went to Punjab and made a local call.
Sardar went out to buy an Indian flag.
The shop owner gave him the flag. Guess what did he ask next...
Ismein aur colour dikhayiye.
Teacher: is line ki English banao, "usne apna kaam kiya or karta hi gya"
Sardar: He done his work and Done Dana Dan Done Dana Dan...