SMS Jokes Post 39

Zindagi mein hamesha SMART log milenge,
kahi zyada to kahi kum milenge,
choice zara sochke karna,
zaroori nahi har jagah tumhe hum jaise milenge.

Beta: Papa apki shadi ho gai?
Papa: Yes.
Beta: kis se?
Papa: apki mama se.
Beta: aap to bade hi chalak nikley ghar mai hi chakkar chala liya !

You are my sweet SONA
I don't want you to KHONA
I want a place in your heart's KONA
Otherwise I will start RONA
Atleast Good Morning to kar LONA