Lady Teacher: Bilee key itney sarey bachey kun hotey hain?
Student: Miss agar aap bhi kaprey utar kar bahir ghoomain to aap key us sey bhi ziada hoongey.
Student: Miss agar aap bhi kaprey utar kar bahir ghoomain to aap key us sey bhi ziada hoongey.
Bengali patient: Doctor sahab, potla-potla totti aata hai, khane ko man nahin karta hai.
Doctor: Yeh lo dawai, mota-mota totti aayega, jaise marzi kaat ke khana
Doctor: Yeh lo dawai, mota-mota totti aayega, jaise marzi kaat ke khana
Mayawati came to Lallu's house with a goat.
Lallu: Bhaiswa ko kyon layi ho?
Maya: Dikhta nahin goatwa hai?
Lallu: Hum goatwa se hi to pooch raha hoon.
Lallu: Bhaiswa ko kyon layi ho?
Maya: Dikhta nahin goatwa hai?
Lallu: Hum goatwa se hi to pooch raha hoon.