SMS Jokes Post 42

Circuit: Apun ka Bapu bahut shana tha BAP, sher ke pinjre me ghus gaya!
Munna Bhai: Bahar kaise nikla re?
Circuit: Wohi to hansta hu Bapu bahar nahi nikla!"
Lady Dr.: Tum roz subah clinic ke bahar khade hokar auraton ko kyun ghoorte ho?
Circuit: Bai ji aapichh wahan likhe na - Auraton ko dekhne ka samay 9am-11am.
Agar dum hai to is sawal ka jawaab Yes/No mein de kar batao...
"Kya Aapko Pagalpan ke Daure padne band ho gaye Hain?"