SMS Jokes Post 6

Thought of the day:
Agar aap bus pe chade... ya phir bus aap pe chade...
dono marthaba ticket aapka hi kat ta hai

Similarity between Gandhiji & Mallika?
Dono ne kapde tyag diye, ek ne desh ke liye, doosre ne Deshwasion ke liye!

A 4 APPLE
 
B 4 BADA APPLE
 
C 4 CHHOTA APPLE
 
D 4 DUSRA APPLE
 
E 4 EK AUR APPLE
 
F 4 FOKAT KA APPLE
 
G 4 GOL APPLE
 
H 4 HO GAYA NA PET KHARAB KHAKE